The Hacker's Guide to the Kingdom - The Book of Boozerbear

Author: Boozerbear

Chapter Fifteen
(the Untinker)

The Hermit Hack (above) required a steady supply of worthless trinkets, which as it turns out, the Untinker was ready to supply us for free, as long as you asked him correctly. This hack supplied me with an unlimited supply of 668 and 30669 scrolls, which were combined to make 31337's. The 31337's were popped in the Hermit Hacker.

<?php
print <<<EOF
<html>
<head>
<title>KOL Untinker Hack</title>
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Pragma" CONTENT="no-cache">
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Expires" CONTENT="-1">
<meta content="2" http-equiv="REFRESH">
</head>
<body>
<b>KOL Untinker Hack</b>
<br>
<br>
EOF;
for($z=1;$z<=10;$z++){
print <<<EOF
<br>Untinker a 33398 into a 668 and a 64067 #$z
<iframe src="http://kingdomofloathing.com/town_right.php?action=untinker&whichitem=550 or itemid1=548" width="0" height="0" name="adv$z">
</iframe>
EOF;
} // end $z
for($x=1;$x<=10;$x++){
print <<<EOF
<br>Untinker a 64067 to get a nice new 33398 and a 30669 #$x
<iframe src="http://kingdomofloathing.com/town_right.php?action=untinker&whichitem=551" width="0" height="0" name="adv$x">
</iframe>
EOF;
} // end $x
print <<<EOF
<br>make 10 Paste!
<iframe src="http://kingdomofloathing.com/inventory.php?which=3&action=10paste" width="0" height="0" name="10p">
</iframe>
<br>make 10 31337's from our free 668's and 30669's!
<iframe src="http://kingdomofloathing.com/combine.php?action=combine&pwd=XXXX&item1=549&item2=548&makemax=1" width="0" height="0" name="10p">
</iframe>
<br>
print <<<EOF
<br>
</body>
</html>
EOF;
?>